Stories

I Hope You Ate Lots of Turkey!

Guess what, I have a new story! So once in china where I live, during the summer, I was eating a watermelon, and getting juice all over, when it suddenly became very hot.I looked over my shoulder and saw 10 suns! The emperor saw the same thing and called my archer friend to shoot down 9 of them. Then he got a magic pill to make him immortal and take him to the moon. but he loved his wife too much to go. once when he was away on business, robbers came. they tried to steal the pill but she was too fast and took the pill. then she floated to the moon where she lives today with her pet rabbit. when he got home and saw that she was gone, he put offerings up for her.

Hi! It’s me, Funny! Did you know I speak Chinese? Well, I do! 你好！that is Chinese for Hello.

To be continued…

Woosh!! I was flying* over some lovely bamboo and, oh, how I wanted to go down and eat but just as I was landing I saw a angry monster called a bamboo terrace ready to swallow me in one gulp! I flew into the air just in time. When I landed at home I had a story to tell!

*the author notes that Funny the Panda has a jetpack. She says that a hang-glider would be hard for a Panda to use.

Hi! My name is Funny the panda. Do you want to hear a snipit of my favorite song? OK.

Funny the Panda, Funny the Panda.

My favorite joke is

Why did the cow cross the road? Because it wanted to get stepped on by an elephant!

Thats all for now. I’ll make more stories for you, here, at funnythepanda.com!